The onceler fandom is dead so I don't know if there's much you can report on
Anonymous

Hello there,

This is an issue that I am fully aware of, addressed in a post some weeks back, and have prepared for. While it is true that the fandom is pretty much dead, there are still bits and pieces of news in regards to ask blog activity (some of which are still alive, believe it or not), the occasional Once-ling meet up, and even submitted artwork. These things alone, however, are rare and will not sustain the paper.

So how are we going to keep things running? This was decided weeks ago and has concluded as thus:

The Unless Press shall report on all Once-ler fandom news AND information pertaining to Illumination Entertainment. Thus, news in regards to their Despicable Me franchise and other, upcoming films of theirs will be reported on. Updates relating to Dr. Seuss events may also be featured.

Unfortunately, there is simply no other way to keep the paper running except by taking this route, because you are right — the fandom is near-deceased by this point. While I don’t believe that it will ever truly “die out”, it will also never be like the way it was. I will, of course, do my best to keep things in the paper primarily Once-ler/Lorax-themed, and all of the news in the next two papers, at least, will be fandom-related, but drastic steps must be taken as needed.

- Pluto

Welcome back, peep. Looking forward to the next issue. (No rush of course, it's great to just have the author back ^_^ ).

Hello there,

Thank you so very much for the kind words and support! :)

- Pluto

it's so grand to see the blog is back :3 missed the onwer of this blog and the paper

Hello there,

Thank you so very much for the kind words! I also missed you guys, as well as running the paper! :)

- Pluto

catmod: I'm so glad you were able to get the Unless Press back in business!! I hope this little bit of news from my blog is worth something! Ask-Phoenix-ler's birthday (the day I opened his blog) just passed on March 22nd and he has recently gotten engaged to both Oncie and Greedy Chimera-ler(ask-chimera-ler)

Hello there,

Thank you very much for this information! It shall be reported in the paper.

- Pluto

Are you guys going to mention stuff about the new GreenVille University AU? If you need, I have a masterlist of all the AU character blogs.
Anonymous

Hello there,

I may or may not mention Greenville University. Although I am aware of said AU, I have next to zero knowledge of what it is about and so would have to be updated on the matter. If you are willing to do so, as well as to provide a list of (some of) the character blogs, I would be most grateful.

- Pluto

((psst Genie's married and pregnant!! 5 months along! 8D))

Hello there,

Thank you very much for letting me know! This information shall be reported in the “Press”.

- Pluto

Bootymod reporting in that askthefearler's blogiversarry is on April 11!
Anonymous

Hello Bootymod,

Thank you so much for letting me know this! It shall be mentioned in the paper.

- Pluto

*throws flowers*
Anonymous

Thank you very much for the flowers! :)

- Pluto

~ Back in Business! ~

Dear Unless Press Readers,

I am pleased to announce that not only do I (finally) have a MacBook, but I have also installed Microsoft Word on it. This program, as you may know, is what I use to compose newsletters on. Henceforth, we are back in business!!

The Unless Press shall return sometime in April. The exact return date is to be determined.

Rest assured, there shall be no delays this time, for I actually have the computer and tools necessary now to compose at my leisure. I thank you all very, very much for your continued support and patience!

- Pluto

Thats ok, take the time you need

Hello there,

Thank you so very much for understanding! :)

- Pluto